A joke (from Sarah Brealey)
Tony Blair is at his weekly meeting with The Queen, when he turns round and says:
“As I’m the PM, I’m thinking of changing how the Country is referred to and I’m thinking that it should be a Kingdom.â€?
To which the Queen replies, “I’m sorry Mr Blair, but to be a Kingdom, you have to have a King in charge – and you’re not a King.�
Tony Blair thought a while and then said:
“How about a Principality then?�
To which the Queen replied, “Sorry again, but to be a Principality, you have to be a Prince – and you’re not a Prince, Mr Blair.�
Again, Blair thought long and hard and came up with, “How about an Empire then?�
The Queen, getting a little pissed off by now replied, “Sorry again, Mr Blair, but to be an Empire you must have an Emperor in charge – and you are not an Emperor.�
Before Tony Blair could utter another word, The Queen said: “I think we’re doing quite nicely as a Country.�
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