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Mostly shite

Is All New Top of the Pops not the most uninspired name they could conceivably have chosen for it? It’s quite suitable in that respect, though. Why do they think that getting some unknown bloke with no discernible talent to present basically the same programme will somehow revitalise the show (see also The Official Chart With Wes)? And why does the ‘all new’ theme tune sound almost identical to the one off the old Chart Show? Still, I liked Kylie’s new song (sounds bizarrely like the Neptunes), and Blazing Squad’s hundreds of identical scally dancers (although I think they may have stolen the idea from the Wu Tang Clan; there’s two bands you never thought you’ld see in the same sentence). What is ‘flip reverse it’ supposed to mean (I know what it sounds like it means, but it can’t possibly, can it?).


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