Every morning I wake up on

The wrong side of capitalism

Christmas is coming, the goose is getting fat

Or, I should say, the chicken… Michelle gets fatter, more articulate, and more attractive with every episode of Big Brother I watch.

While I’m talking poetry, I think this is a genuine Haiku, although it’s too dialectical to be a good one:

Pork-pie hats at work
The forecast predicted rain
Trendies with dry heads

It also owes rather too much to Alistair’s anonymous text contributor.


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