Like a gay Rammstein
The idea that Rammstein could be out-gayed hadn’t really occurred to me, but luckily the German Popstars winners have more imagination. Also good, I think, is Verbalicious, although I’ve only heard ‘Don’t play nice’ on a) the radio while muffled by the sound of a bus and b) in a terribly quality MP3, so I may be wrong. The PopJustice message boards insist “she honed her skills doing ‘battles’ round the midlands,” which has got to be a recommendation. Another recommendation is the hidden track I’d forgotten about at the end of the Jay-Z’s The Blueprint, a remix of ‘Girls, Girls, Girls’ which is (slightly) less absurdly offensive _and_ sounds a bit like Stevie Wonder playing ’80s dance music, so that’s a result.
On another note entirely, the British section of the Situationist International has never been very big, so it’s nice to see people being introduced to the concept of a dérive at the recent rebel tech weekend in Birmingham.
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ha! and all of your situationists are here, like TJ Clark.
Comment by geo @ 1/28/2005 12:59 am
i think rannstein is gay. they sing about being with men,and they act like they f**k men in s\concert.is there anyother proof that they’re gay?
Comment by Brooke @ 4/23/2005 6:06 pm
mm.. i think that they just whant to f*ck up everyone with the “gay” attitude, as they allways do..
Comment by mika @ 8/14/2005 3:26 pm
i think they are not GAY, becouse many resone… yeah they deskusting but Synters should diskusting, look on marilyn manson…!
Comment by Syntaren @ 10/29/2005 4:37 am
They are definately as gay as a parade. Look at that show where he simulates sodomy and ejsculates loke a fountain of erupting fagness. So sad coz I started 2 likem 2!
Comment by Jaco Prins @ 1/26/2006 5:31 am
No, way are they gay Jaco “jou doos”. Ek naai jou sommer in die hol!
Comment by Gert Hooghiemstra @ 1/26/2006 5:33 am
Well, bring it on!
Comment by Jaco Prins @ 1/26/2006 5:34 am
yr all gay cuz rok music is u stupid sadisitc dik heads
Comment by kayle wid a e not a a @ 1/30/2006 2:53 pm
of course rammstein are gay. take a look at the Mann Gegen Mann video and listen to the lyrics… Schwul=Gay
the best thing about this is all those homophobic jerks who think rammstein are oh so cool. now they’re both cool AND gay! weeeee, that is so cute
Comment by pete @ 2/2/2006 2:25 pm
maybe they are just playing the gay card like madonna does…
gets her ….them in the news
Comment by andy @ 2/13/2006 6:34 am
I think that rammstein are gay,oh I don´t know because they have kid´s oh hell what’?! I don´t know maybe they are donkys and they like to fuck man´s and woman because they are germany donky´ss JAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAJAAAAAAAAAA.
Comment by jose maria @ 2/16/2006 5:37 pm
Yeesss! THEY are donkys hell yes and very very very GAY what a shame for those kids!!! jejejejejejejeeee
Comment by vicente @ 2/16/2006 5:43 pm
The band is very masculine and the music ROX. Who really cares if they’re str8 or gay?
Comment by Blackwelder @ 2/23/2006 6:12 am
Geluk Jy’t my opgespoor. Dis Jaco, aka Prince Nasseem, aka Groen van Prinstere aka Prof Prins, aka Cool Dude wat hier praat. Dit gaan goed en ek werk in Rustenburg. My foon is 072 53 123 94 en mail by jaco at urbannw punt coza. So Mooi man, die internet is befok ne? Ek het vir my twee gekoop, vir die kinders. Maar ek lieg….eks nog single en vry van vrot doeke en oueraande. Lekker bly.
Comment by Jaco prins @ 4/25/2006 11:17 pm
I USED 2 LIKE LISTEN 2 RAMMESTIEN ONCE UPON A TIME BUT AFTER WATCHING THAT ‘Mann Gegen Mann ‘ VIDEO,IT JUST CHANGED EVERYTHING.FUCKING DUB BASATARD RAMMESTIEN GAY MOTHERFUCKERS DESERVE 2 DIE DUMB BASTARDS,IF THEY COULD’NT FIND GIRLS 2 FUCK THEN THEY SHOULD HAVE FUCKED THERE MOMZ AND GRANDMOMZ INSTEAD SO AT LEAST THEY WON’T B GAY.BUT NO NO,RAMMESTIEN COULD’NT KEEP THERE DICK IN ONE PLACE AND DECIDED 2 FUCK MEN.YUKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKKK!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DIRTY BASTARDS
P.S(REMEMBER MARTIN LUTHER’S WORDS ‘I HAVE A DREAM THAT ALL GAY BASTARDS DESERVE 2 DIE’)
Comment by Bezine @ 4/28/2006 11:42 am
HAHA XD how dumbfound. Who the FUCK cares if they are gay?! They’re great, and the choice of sexuality doesn’t fucking matter!!
shitfaces..
Comment by X__X @ 5/6/2006 9:55 am
RAMMSTEIN IS AWESOME SOMEONE TOOK A SH*T AND U ALL ARE JEWS
Comment by BALLSACK @ 5/8/2006 8:30 am
“Mann gegen Mann” is an awesome video. If you knew anything about Rammstein you would have figured this out by now. They are horny. They sing about sex all the time, and all of you don’t know any German so how can you judge them? You don’t know what Till is saying, and you don’t know them so just shut up and leave them alone. They are not gay they have children. I really don’t have to explain a damn thing to all you Jews you wouldn’t understand so just shut the hell up! I know I am straight so what does it matter? Are you afraid that you might be gay yourselves? Homophobics are gay!!! Trey
Comment by Trey @ 5/8/2006 10:27 am
listen you fucking emo bastards rammstein is fucking awsome. how do you know there gay if you dont know them and if you are going to bash music the least you could do is spell right
bich ass punck mother fuckers
Comment by Anonymous @ 7/23/2006 4:20 pm
shut the fuck up all you anti rammstein you fucking nob heads you are a bunch of homophobic pricks you fucking jews fuck you arrrghhh PRICKS!
Comment by zerstoren @ 8/1/2006 1:26 pm
rammstein rule
Comment by zerstoren @ 8/3/2006 5:16 am
Fok jou terug jou poes! Ek is nie ‘n donnerse Jood nie. Jy is nie eers die sweet van my ballas werd nie. Ek sal jou nie eers nat pis as jy aan die brand is nie, Jou ma se kas! Hoekom is almal nou kwaad vir my rammstein is die komposstampers, ek het niks daarteen nie. Ek het maar net gesê, jy weet?
Comment by Jaco Prins @ 9/15/2006 5:55 am
Vlieg in jou moer man! Ek is nie ‘n donnerse Jood nie. Jy is nie eers die sweet van my ballas werd nie. Ek sal jou nie eers nat pis as jy aan die brand is nie, Jou ma se kas! Hoekom is almal nou kwaad vir my rammstein is die komposstampers, ek het niks daarteen nie. Ek het maar net gesê, jy weet?
Comment by Jaco Prins @ 9/15/2006 5:56 am
Never mind rammstein, Pieter Theron van Rustenburg is definitief gay, hy like dit kwaai!
Comment by Jaco Prins @ 1/16/2007 7:04 am
You people suck. Honestly if Rammstein ARE gay it makes them even better than they Already are…Till is extremely sexy…acting like a homosexual makes it even more delicious…id love to watch the entire band roling around in an all male orgy…if you dont think so you need to stick a really hot french frie in your eye.
if you dont enjoy watching gay sex then there is something wrong with you…so suck penis.
Comment by Chantelle YOUR MASTER. @ 5/11/2007 4:44 pm
They are sooo GAY! Theres no way that would entertain anyone unless your a fucking fag. Sad thing is nobody on this fucking thing knows how to spell haha!
Comment by Meee @ 5/19/2007 5:24 pm
Wow, i cant beleave all the rascist homophobic people out thier…makes you think why the world is so shitty, who cares if someone is the way they are, idont even think rammstien is gay if thier married…..duhhhhh, plus there the sickest metal acts going. i dont see the people postin here doing anything great but spreading the ignorant ideaolgy around
fuck you!
Comment by Human @ 5/19/2007 7:13 pm
fuck you all you fucking emo fucking anti-rammstein fucks they are the best fucking band ever soo fucking wut if they are gay or not who fucking cares fuckign jews hilter should have killed you all when he had the chance!!!rammstein is the best and who care wut u all think who cares if their gay straight bi the point is they fucking rock and you suck
Comment by W_SS @ 5/20/2007 10:34 am