Every morning I wake up on

The wrong side of capitalism

can a vegan…

On Philosophy, Food, Science

by geo @ 10/25/2005 6:34 pm

… enter, in good conscience, into a “touch and see mammals” room? if so, are they permitted to “touch” or only to “see”? if they, say, ride a huge stuffed bear, or play with a buffalo skull, is this a sin?

this and other difficult questions (see below) await us on the way to the communist future.

 

3 comments

  1. no touching and no they can’t have pets.

    Comment by zp @ 11/1/2005 7:35 am

  2. Once, for me, that great Communist Future contains no trace of emotional dysfunction; recognises no petty jealousies; eliminates gossip columns; exists outside time; outlaws meaningless games (such as basketball).

    Then I thought, “Damm. Do I want to bring that about?”

    Comment by Tom @ 11/8/2005 1:44 am

  3. As long as all the touching and seeing is consensual, it’s okay.

    Comment by Nate @ 11/8/2005 9:50 pm

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