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Unexpected Sunderland accent

Paris Hilton’s genius has always been as an example of bourgeois excess – a kind of perfect pointlessness that isn’t even an aristocratic sovereignty or a Bataillean general economy (Paris Hilton as voyou désÅ“uvré? Sounds like a Thesis You Should Write). So she’s rather ruined things by releasing a fairly good pop reggae record [MP3]. What with this and the last Sugababes album, the Ace Of Bass comeback can’t be far away.

Even more unexpected, though, is that she’s also recorded a track that sounds a great deal like Kenickie (well, if there’d always been a disco element to their music, anyway). Admittedly, there’s no actual Sunderland accent, but her vocal stylings are remarkably reminiscent of a young Lauren Laverne [MP3].

 

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  1. nooo! it’s actually really bad! it sounds like kingston town but worse. and her vocals mixed so weirdly (presumably to hide the fact she can’t sing).

    Comment by laura wolf @ 6/15/2006 7:01 am

  2. yeah, agree about the badness of the Hilton track - come on, Tim!I know you’re wistfully thinking of Ace of Base here, but it’s not a patch on that. She needs to have badly garbled lyrics, faux-pathos and a kooky Swedish accent for starters. Very good pic tho.

    Comment by infinite thought @ 6/18/2006 5:44 am

  3. I’ve been listening to Ace of Bass a fair amount recently, and of course you’re right that Paris Hilton isn’t a patch on them. Indeed, whenever I listen to pop dance music from the mid-90s, I’m bemused by it’s artificiality and (as in the case of “All That She Wants”) it’s otherworldliness.

    Paris Hilton also has a highly mediocre hip-hop track; but the aforementioned Kenicke-go-italo-disco track is really fucking good.

    More pictures of bourgeois decedance.

    Comment by tim @ 6/20/2006 11:32 pm

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