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Reptile investigator Dragon Eye Morrison has possessed high-voltage superpowers ever since a childhood accident at a power station. With megawatts of power coursing through his body, he discharges his surplus energy by playing high voltage rock ‘n’ roll with his electric guitar. He spends his days looking for lost lizards in the alleyways of Tokyo, and his nights fighting the reptilian part of his brain that is making him increasingly violent. A shadowy figure named Thunderbolt Buddha soon surfaces and begins following Dragon Eye about town. A former TV repairman turned super-villain, Thunderbolt Buddha uses his high-powered love of technological devices to aid in his evil plans. Powered-up to the max in his electrical body suit, the two finally come face to face in an all out electricfied rock ‘n’ roll battle for the supremacy of Tokyo!
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It’s truly perfect. I think perhaps some reference to Thor would be nice (a guitar that is secretly the thundergod’s hammer, which unleashes power when Hammer of the Gods is played upon it?), but is not needed.
I urge you comrade with all available haste to see the movie Wild Zero:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B0000A9D19/qid=1151024150/sr=1-1/ref=sr_1_1/002-9512014-2911218?s=dvd&v=glance&n=130
Comment by Nate @ 6/22/2006 4:58 pm
That does look impressive: “He didn’t think he’d need Guitar Wolf’s help quite so soon.” And it’s a splendid example of Amazon’s “plot keywords” feature.
Comment by tim @ 6/23/2006 5:51 pm
I forgot to mention, the DVD comes w/ a built in drinking game. You drink whenever a) someone combs their hair, b) someone says “rock and roll,” c) flames shoot out of something, and d) a zombie’s head explodes. If you can’t keep track, you can set it to flash a green beer mug at you to tell you.
Comment by Nate @ 6/26/2006 2:07 am